Oh what's that? need a new clan to join? Well, we're The Opaque Brotherhood. Without bragging, yes, we rape all ass. We're awesome. We'll give scrubs their issues across any game, from any genre, but you're here to join, so enough of the introduction. To meet the criteria to join, you must:
- Be 15 years of age and older.
- Be mature. This is a given.
- Have a PlayStation 3 Computer Entertainment System.
- Have a reliable broadband internet connection.
- Be willing and able to respond to clan leaders and members as they acknowledge you.
- Must have a headset, or some device that allows you to engage in voice chat.
Then the next step will occur. We don't simply accept members on a whim. You must play with us, and in a certain way.
In ToB-, we're strongly against noob tactics and strategies. Take spraying & praying for example. Here is how you are expected to play.
- Applicant never or very rarely engages in the act of spraying & praying his/her ass off.
- Applicant is unwilling to make use of incredibly nooby weapons, such as rocket launchers, tanks, or anything considered homosexual.
- Applicant shows unyielding respect towards his superiors and soon-to-be clanmates.
- Applicant shows no defiance in following rules or instructions.
But, this is ToB-. We're elite, but we're not on a high pedestal. We don't claim to be "the best" because such a thing doesn't exist. You either follow the rules, or you don't. If you think you suck, you probably do. But, we help people get better. A lot better. Take two top members of our clan, Grayjack72 and smalls4000. Both of these members, when they were met, sucked supreme ass. They sucked on ass which is unfounded, incomprehensible. But now, they rape at FPS.
Other than that, we're cool guys and gals. There is no discrimination of the sexes, races, cultures, or ethnicities in this clan.
If you're a female, don't be shy. ToB- doesn't allow horny, sexually deprived jackoffs in the clan that will flirt with you upon hearing your voice.
If you're Muslim, don't fret. We don't tolerate racial jokes, prejudices, or anything of the sort.
Maturity, and order are a must, and that's what kept ToB- (formerly HxC) alive for over 3 years. Thank yo for reading this document, and hopefully you'll join us.